uhm, you boil it. duh.

Okay, so I have a lot of opportunities in my every day life to say stupid things. Most of the time though, I just think them and stop myself before they surface. It works out nicely because it keeps me from looking like a total moron most of the time. Well, I guess you could say I went on spring break and forgot to turn the filter back on because today I was lucky enough to say something completely asinine in the presence of my whole class. It went something like this: (note: miss c and holidae have already heard this story, but I don't know who the hell else reads the bullshit I post here so I figure I'll share it all over again.)

Professor (standing at the computer messing with it): "does anyone know what to do with a frozen mouse?"

Me (not even taking a moment to think that she was talking about the computer, responds very matter-of-factly): "You boil it."

Professor (what the fuck are you talking about expression, mentally scratching her head): "..What? This mouse!" (pointing at the computer mouse) "That was the most literal answer." (messes with the computer some more, then turns back to me) "Why would you boil a frozen mouse?"

Me: (shrugs) "I have a pet lizard."

Professor: "You cook your lizard dinner??"

Me: "No, I don't feed mine mice, but I know people who do."

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That was basically the end of our awkward interaction. Everyone in the class must have been like what the FUCK.




the end. I feel like I've blogged a lot lately.